The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
accurate gif usage
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So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
the guy did the math wrong.. sorry, i had to.

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
(Source: ohsoswiftly, via maaarcusss)
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
(via pizza)
NO.
I will delete my blog if this shit gets censored. You won’t make a fucking profit off me or my censored blog.
NO!!!
YOU LEAVE THE TITS ALONE, YAHOO. TITS AIN’T NEVER DID NOTHIN’ TO NO ONE.
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